Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
