I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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