I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I did not marry a roomba.
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