Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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