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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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