I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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