Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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