gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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