Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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