No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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