just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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