I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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