She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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