Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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