Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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