I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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