Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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