just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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