There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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