If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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