I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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