How'd it feel making her break her religion?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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