drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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