you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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