"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Liz is crying about burritos again.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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