hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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