i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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