On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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