I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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