I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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