Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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