i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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