You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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