Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
