No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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