Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Randomize
