Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
its not stalking. its research.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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