it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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