Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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