Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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