Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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