oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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