Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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