Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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