how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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