think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
We named our party play list daddy issues
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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