Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
