This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
