Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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