I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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