$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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